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Brian shows off his usual tastefulness in Jewsweek.

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Speaking of taste, in Baby Sport, we find out just how scrumptious roasted baby covered in BBQ sauce is.  For all you offended mothers out there, I want to rip your baby limb from limb and consume its flesh.

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Us and the French have opposite foreign policies:  we bomb and conquer indiscriminately, they surrender to whomever walks into Paris first.  The French Connection helps reconcile the differences.

I'm a jackass.
-Donald Rumsfeld

I eat my own feces
-Wanda Sykes

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