Phil's Second Web Page

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This website has become mainly a forum for my hideous photoshops and crude jokes.  I wouldn't have it any other way.  And just do you know, NOTHING that is presented on this site in any way reflects what Tripod or even myself thinks.  It is JUST entertainment.  But if there is a stick shoved so far up your ass that you absolutely can't live with one of the pictures presented here, email me and I'll see what I can do.  Oh, and by the way, on every page at the bottom is the link to the following page.  There is even an index now.  Don't forget it either.  This site was created June 2nd, 2002.
 
For those of you that may be upset at some of the images you see, there are places for them now:
*up your ass
*up your ass, express style
*up your ass with a little umbrella

With my site attracting (surprisingly) more and more people, I have felt the need to provide an actual e-mail address.  The upside is I get to mock...I mean seriously consider all complaints.(Oct 9)
 
I have decided to cap this site at 30 pages, sue to lack of space.  I will be continuing my service to humnaity from a different account, to be linked to soon. (May 19)
 
Im back from an extended vacation due to laziness and a fiasco involving one of my pictures, hehe. (Feb 4)
 
I have decided to add a bio page to the site.  It will feature first myself, the holy father and supreme god of panzerreich, and Brian Wagner, a major contributor to the crudity and offensiveness rampant in this site.  3 others are planned but will remain unnamed for now. (Feb 4)
 
Another 2 fucking pages!  Two magazine pages are up.  I got the idea from the most recent Photoshop Phriday at www.somethingawful.com (Mar 6)
 
Zombie Jesus is now my site mascot.  For all you religious types who might feel offended...I hope Zombie Jesus eats your brain.  Its also Hitlers birthday. (Apr 20)
 
Below are some pictures I edited.  If you feel offended or are not happy with them, email me at habib_phil@hotmail.com

A former math teacher on a pop singer who's name rhymes with "beers"

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Yours truly:

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And here is my new site mascot...ZOMBIE JESUS!

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SS with gas masks (not edited, but cool nontheless)

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Remember: these pictures are for entertainment only. Any dipshit crackhead that thinks otherwise can complain via the above email

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page 4

page 5(seppmartin)

page 6(The Pimpfather)

page 7(hurley)

page 8(osama)

page 9(High School)

page 10(Mr. Bretrey)

page 11(High School 2)

page 12(jake)

page 13(Brians pics)

page 14(Jeffrey Delman)

page 15(bling)

page 16(useless shit)

page 17(mr bling)

page 18(Rice Trek)

page 19(Shannon Movie Page)

page 20(Movies)

page 21(Jake Movie Page)

page 22(more movies)

page 23(even more movies)

page 24(Terminator)

page 25(games)

page 26(magazines)

page 27(very offensive magazines)

page 28(yes, more magazines)

page 29(news)

page 30(prom)

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